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[Simoneer]

''Does not include blast-processing''?
''...It's stompin' time!''?

On a more serious note...

''By retro gamers, for retro gamers.''
''By veterans, for veterans.''
''...Taking you back to the past since 2009.''
''...For the future, was yesterday.'' (Referring to how the quality of games haven't really gotten better with the years...)
''A look back into the past.''
''Dedicated to... old news.''
''The gaming magazine dedicated to the golden years!''
''Your guide to the golden days of gaming.''
''More gold. Less scrap.''


Yeah, they're all cheesy. Made them up quickly, after all. Not that I would be able to come up with much better things, even with hours of thought. I love making up things like this, though. Could probably come up with a few hundred more if I wasn't lazy.