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[arete]

Originally Posted by Saccade

[spolier=why the fuck isn't this working.]
[/spoiler]

Bad spelling, that's why. :tongue:

[Saccade]

oh... ops:

Thanks Arete!

[Saccade]

No-one's ever claimed the credit for this one!
I wonder why..?

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|  ||| \/        \/\___/\__/  //                                   
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Now, I was planning on having Ren & Stimpy say something. 
But the only things that I thought of at the time were rude.

If anyone wants to think of captions, then I'll use them instead.

[Saccade]

the image 2 ascii converter for images over 800x600 i used to use was on aol homogrounds so i don't have it any more.

does anyone have one that I could borrow?

I'd like to do some photos:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/al...&id=1447762834

I just need the gradients and not shapes or anything.

[Pex]

Could you make a koala? But a simetrical one, so it looks nice when 'align center' is on?

[Saccade]

Secret Budokan Combo - use to access secret suckings.

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  .'./\ \              | /                90 seconds.
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§ac

*sigh* I wish I could still do that... I've spent too long sitting down and not enough time back in training recently.

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Okay - maybe this one is a little bit too crass.
Perhaps I should confine juvenille jokes like this to alt.art.ascii etc...

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