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[chainsoar]

Dear UO griefers,

Fuck you. Stealing my shit is one thing, it's all part of the game. Following me around town for 10 minutes afterwards, trying to steal my bandages for no reason except that you want to annoy the fuck out of me is just not cool. It'll work out OK, though, I think, because when I GM my combat skills, you're fucking dead. You hear me? You and all your guildmates are toast. I'll carry your heads around like trophies, and when I get a house, I'll lock them down on the doorstep so all passers by can laugh and say "haha, griefers fucking suck".

Yours hatefully,

Eat shit and die.