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[esgmaster]

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Communications Room:
Radio:This just in, a man in a cape has been wandering around the city demanding the city surrender itself.
TK:Computer, activate alarm.
Computer:Nature of the alarm.
TK:Just call them to the briefing room.
Siren:All rangers please report to the briefing room.

Briefing Room:
TK:I suspect The Assassin is attacking.
Saccade:You mean, we're gonna go to this guy.
Saccade:Then say "Hey we're gonna fight you because we think you're The Assassin".
TK:The Assassin doesn't show up on my sensors. This guy doesn't show up on my sensors.
El Quia:You have checked the sensors lately right?
TK:They were upgraded this morning.
Fifth:Upgrade could be faulty.
TK:Upgrade has proven it is an upgrade.
Angry Axe:Maybe he's a zombie.
TK:No, I've tried that sensor.
Radio:The man we mentioned earlier has just started shooting randomly.
TK:We'll see if he's a ESA agent.

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
City:
The rangers arrive.
The Assassin:Good. It was taking you a while to get here.
TotalAnarchy:He was expecting us? This isn't good.
The Assassin:I CHALLAGE YOU TO A SHADOW DUEL!
TK:A shadow duel is a combat.
Saccade:We knew that.
TK:It takes place in a period where time does not exist.
TK:It causes people unaffected to turn into coffins.
TK:And most machinery doesn't work.
The Assassin:Are you going to sit there all day, or are you going to fight me?
TK:Keep in mind, you won't be able to leave unless all of one team is defeated.
TK:Uh, I forgot to tell you, he might have ESGmaster's sword, I couldn't find it on his corpse.
The Assassin pulls out ESGmaster's sword.
TK:<censored>!
The other team arrives.
Fifth:We accept.

Shadow duel:
The Assassin charges the teams.
The Assassin begins beating up the teams.
Saccade:Kinda-OW! One-si-OW-ded don't you think?
Fifth is kicked into a building.
Fifth:Yeah.
Saccade manages to block one of The Assassin's sword slashs with his wrist blade.
The Assassin:Fast, but not fast enough.
The Assassin pulls out a dagger and rams it into Saccade's head.
Saccade falls to the ground.
Saccade:Ouch.
The Assassin jumps away.
The Assassin:TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE!
The Assassin throws a box at the teams.
Fifth uses his chains on it.
The box opens, revealing, clothing.
The Assassin:...
The Assassin:...I think I got the wrong suit...
The Assassin:Uh, could you give that back to me?
Aarne:Uh, you kill us, throw what you thought was an explosive at us, then ask for it back when it isn't?
The Assassin:Yeah. Save for the fact that it was filled with killer ants.
The teams charge The Assassin.
As they're almost on him, he disappears.
Angry Axe:Where did he go?
*SLASH*
Angry Axe:...my head...
Angry Axe falls to the ground.
The Assassin is right behind him.
TotalAnarchy:Eat this!
TotalAnarchy misses The Assassin.
The Assassin:SHADOW BLAST!
The teams are blasted.
The Assassin teleports to a location roughly 30 meters from the team.
The Assassin:Shadow Slasher!
The teams dodges it.
El Quia sneaks up behind The Assassin.
The Assassin:SHADOW...
El Quia is about to slash The Assassin.
The Assassin:PULSE!
The Assassin turns around.
The Assassin:SHADOW BLAST!
El Quia:Eek.
El Quia is blasted 50 times, and then is thrown into several buildings.
GTX:TIME PULSE! TIME RUSH!
GTX charges The Assassin and hits him dozens of times, knocking him trough several buildings.
The Assassin then gets up.
The Assassin:TIME...
Aarne rushes towards The Assassin.
The Assassin:FLASH!
GTX is hit by a double than does the exact same amount of damage to him as he did The Assassin.
Aarne kicks The Assassin on the side of his head.
The Assassin hits Aarne with a Shadow Strike.
The teams regroups.
Fifth:CHAOS PULSE! CHAOS BEAM!
Fifth fires at The Assassin.
All of a sudden, The Filth Hoseman gets in the way of the Chaos Beam.
Filth:You thought you could have all the-AARRGGHH!
*SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG*
Filth is torn apart.

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
City:
TotalAnarchy:What's going on!?
TK:Say, why is The Filth Hoseman on my scanners?
Fifth:We just killed him.
????:All of one side in the Shadow Duel has perished.
Saccade looks towards the direction the voice came from.
Saccade:Uh, oh...
Death:That's an understandment.
The Evil Rangers pop up.
Death:<yawns>
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Both teams:What the...?
Death:The Microship exploded at ESA headquarters.
Bill Gates:<censored> <censored>, how the <censored> did a spy get into the engine room?
Death:Ask The Assassin, he isn't on your side.
Bill GatesARK PULSE TIMES 100!
The Assassin jumps away onto a ledge nearby.
BillARK BEAM TIMES 100!
Bill Gates blows up the area around The Assassin and causes a dust cloud to form over the location.
Bill:Prepare to die!
????:Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Geoitt, and I'm-
The AssassinEAD!
The Assassin kills off the newly introduced member of the Evil Rangers.
The Assassin:Looks like it isn't your day.
Bill:You never intented to keep that contract did you?
The Assassin:Considering THIS!
The Assassin removes his cloak and hood, which then transform into a ray of light.
The Assassin then puts the ray of light on his right wrist.
The Assassin:SHADOW OF LIGHTING!
The Assassin puts his right hand into the sky.
A huge, huge, HUGE, lighting bolt hits him.
A huge crater forms around The Assassin.
Bill Gates:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> etc.
Happy AxeIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IE!
The dust settles, revealing an advanced form of ESGmaster's Ranger armor.
ESGmaster:Guess who?
Happy Axe attempts to hit ESGmaster.
ESGmaster:Whoops. Too slow, you lose and die! SHADOW CANNON!
ESGmaster's Shadow Cannon obliterates Happy Axe.
Then Fifth rushes Barney.
Barney:<censored>.
TotalAnarchy then cuts off ZeroTolerence's head.
Saccade impales Locust.
Bill Gates then kicks ESGmaster several miles trought several buildings.
Fifth then grabs Bill's neck with his chain.
Then Bill swings Fifth around.
Fifth:That's not good. CHAOS BALL!
Bill is hit with it shattering Fifth's chain, and causing a dust cloud to appear.
Aarne:TIME RUSH!
Aarne rushes towards the dust cloud, and then is propelled several miles away.
Bill:Happy landing!
Fifth:AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Saccade:YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
GTX:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
El Quia:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK!
Angry Axe:<unidenified sound>!
TotalAnarchy:What's with the yelling?
TotalAnarchy turns around, now facing Bill Gates.
TotalAnarchy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!
Bill:What's with the screaming?
Fifth:...too horrible...must escape...
ESGmaster appears and beats up Bill Gates with a Shadow Rush.
ESGmaster:<unidenified sound>!
TK:What's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TK:Your location...is filled with so much radiation...
TK:How did you get there!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? You're dead!!!!!!!
ESGmaster:We'll save the long storys for later. First, can you teleport some clothes on Bill Gates first?
TK:Yeah.
Clothes appear on Bill Gates.
Bill:I can't touch these filthy clothes.
ESGmaster goes right behind Bill.
ESGmaster:SHADOW PULSE! SHADOW BEAM!
Bill Gates is shot trough several buildings.
Bill Gates then teleports right behind ESGmaster.
BillARK PULSE! DARK QUAKE!
After the landscape is ripped apart:
ESGmaster pulls out his Shadowblade.
ESGmaster:SHADOW PULSE! SHADOW SLASHER!
Bill Gates is slashed.
Bill:<unidenified sound>.
Bill:<lots of unidenified sounds>.
Saccade:Uh...
Bill:<more unidenified sounds>.
Fifth:I think he's cracked.
GTX:I think that's want he's been eating.
Angry Axe:I don't have to wait for this.
Angry Axe charges Bill Gates.
BillARK PULSE! DARK SHARD!
ESGmaster:Ugh, LIGHTING PULSE! LIGHTING SHARD!
ESGmaster's Shard hits Bill Gates wrist before he fires the Dark Shard.
The Lighting Shards break into pieces which break into pieces.
Light engulfs the area.
Several minutes later:
TK:<censored>. I don't want to see the repair bill for this.
TK:You killed the enemy team, save for Barney.
Aarne:Why isn't he dead?
TK:He's immortal.

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing Room:
TK:Okay, ESA is defeated.
Fifth:ESGmaster, why was that planet attacked?
ESGmaster:Because I told ESA to.
ESGmaster:I chose a planet I could fight without holding my punchs without you killing me.
Saccade:I presume the ESGmaster that died was a wimpy clone.
ESGmaster:Yes.
TK:I'll cancel the special weapon.
ESGmaster:Wouldn't have worked anyway.
ESGmaster:I'm going on a 6 month vacation.
TotalAnarchy:You just got here.
ESGmastero you realise how hard it is to train all the time for almost a month and fake being nice to Bill Gates!?!
Aarne:Fake being nice to Bill Gates!?! Don't give me nightmares.
ESGmaster:Anyway I'm going someplace to train.
Saccade:...
Angry Axe:What would have happened if Death attacked us?
TK:Everyone's file would be covered in KIAs.
TK:Briefing over.

We have come to terms.