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[_r.u.s.s.]

[Blood-Pigggy]

Originally Posted by _r.u.s.s.

Danke.
I must refer to this document which Carl drafted up for us earlier this morning - thank you Carl, everyone give Carl a round of applause.

*Waits for clapping to end*

I just want everyone to know that this is a major stage in the evolution of a company, especially one as young as this. You can probably tell by our quarterly earnings that there was a large jump in revenue, mostly because of our new-found strategies which have sparked something we could called a miniature internal Renaissance.
We've considered buying out our smaller rivals now, as we believe funds are finally loose enough to be appropriate to other pursuits. We are more than breaking even currently, and it's time for this company to expand. So in this occasion, I would like to announce that we have assimilated Satan Corp. into -

HOLY FUCK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

CARL, CARL TAKE MY HAND, SHIT CARL

FU-

NOOOOOOO.

*Sound of fire*

*Inaudible hiss*

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD SOMEONE TRIP THE FIRE ALARM CALL THE POLICE SOMEONE CALL THE -

*Deep rumbling, sound of screaming, unidentifiable sound*

WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

CARL RUN, RUN FOR GOD'S SAKE CARL.

*Heavy breathing, sounds of screaming and fire trail off*

Oh my god, what are we going to do, what the fuck are we going to do?

*Sounds of explosions*

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Audio ends*

[riccso]

Originally Posted by Fubb

K Thx

!!!

[Fubb]

So, the Principle runs the Student over with a school bus?