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[The_Lemming]

However, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds sue you for using their likenesses without permission.

The statue is melted, and the Sanctuary of the Weavers is built on the hill.

[CaitSith]

However Bill gates destroys it from his tower of solitude.

I build a lemming statue on the hill.

[The_Lemming]

I add 3,141,592 more lemming statues.

[CaitSith]

I push one and all the others fall off the cliff.

I build a statue of Linus Torvalds on the hill.

[B-Wolf]

An army of Battlemechs come and step on the statue of Linus Torvalds transforming it into a pile of rubble. The hill is now occupied by the army of Battlemechs.

[CaitSith]

I infect the battlemechs with malware and they shut down, rolling off the hill.

I build a Dwarf Fortress on the hill

[esgmaster]

Rather unfortunately a small group of Kobolds completely and utterly destroy the fortress with C4, and then build an undestroyable fortress.

[CaitSith]

I dig open my pre prepared magma traps and burn all the kobolds to death.

I demolish the fortress and build a Wendy's on the hill.

[DarthHelmet86]

I eat all the food at your Wendys closing it down.

I build a Thunder Dome.

[CaitSith]

^I banish everyone from it and destroy it.

I build a new studio for Interplay so they can work on FO:VB. on the hill.