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[Data]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 21 2005, 06:41 PM
Yep, this is the second longest non-spam thread on the forums (longest being the UFO thread) and it was started by me ME!!! :evil:

Please keep it that way.

(so no thank you data for cleaning up a 42 pages post to 38 pages)

[Havell]

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window.
The young man lowers his window “Uh, yes, officer?”
“What are you doing?”
“Well, isn’t it obvious? I’m reading a magazine, sir “
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.”
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers’ lane. And nothing obscene is happening! “What’s your age, young man?”
“I’m 25, sir.”
“And her ... what’s her age?”
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
“She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”

and... Thank you Data for cleaning up a 42 pages post to 38 pages *runs and hides*

[Tulac]

Here's one for the Croatians(and those who feel that way):

Kako Srbi zovu Carlu Del Ponte?
Ni baba ni deda!

Now here's one for all of you:

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

[Sebatianos]

Here's a liitle picture for all the Bud Spencer & Terence Hill fans!

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Mar 24 2005, 10:47 PM
Here's a liitle picture for all the Bud Spencer & Terence Hill fans!

: Hey this is a fake! :angry:
Bud Spencer is too thin!!! LOL

[TheVoid]

Originally posted by Lizard+Mar 24 2005, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lizard @ Mar 24 2005, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sebatianos@Mar 24 2005, 10:47 PM
Here's a liitle picture for all the Bud Spencer & Terence Hill fans!

: Hey this is a fake! :angry:
Bud Spencer is too thin!!! LOL [/b][/quote]
Wow...I didn't know Bud Spencer was so famous abroad :blink:

That's a hillarious pic, Seba LOL

[wormpaul]

Originally posted by Data+Mar 23 2005, 01:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Data @ Mar 23 2005, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-R Havell@Mar 21 2005, 06:41 PM
Yep, this is the second longest non-spam thread on the forums (longest being the UFO thread) and it was started by me ME!!!* :evil:

Please keep it that way.

(so no thank you data for cleaning up a 42 pages post to 38 pages) [/b][/quote]
Well thank you data

[Lizard]

Originally posted by TheVoid+Mar 25 2005, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheVoid @ Mar 25 2005, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

: Hey this is a fake! :angry:
Bud Spencer is too thin!!! LOL

Wow...I didn't know Bud Spencer was so famous abroad :blink:

That's a hillarious pic, Seba LOL [/b][/quote]
Are you kidding? About 11-13 hour you would have problem to NOT watch some of Bud Spencer nd Terence Hill films here....

[Game Phre&#124;&lt;]

A blond is walking by a river looking for a crossing when she sees another blond on the other side. "Hey how did you get on the other side?" She asks. The other (more intelligent blond) replies, "You ARE on the other side." :bleh:

A blond's BMW is broken down and she pushes it to a mechanic. The mechanic works on it for about an hour and drives the car around. He hands the keys to the blond and she says, " Whats up with it?" The mechanic replies, "Just $hit in the carburator." She asks, "How often?"


HAHAHAHA

[Sebatianos]

A blonde comes in a drug store: "My boyfriend has dandrough. How can I help him?"
"Just give him head and shoulders."
She returns in two weeks: "How do I give a guy a shoulder?"