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[rainwife]

Originally posted by Magic@Apr 6 2005, 04:09 PM
I dont get it

OK - If you say it out loud - Because seven eight nine - here eight is pronounced as /ejt/ and the past tense of the verb eat is ate pronounced as /ejt/ as well. So in this case it would mean that seven has already eaten nine.
Get it now?!

EDIT - Sorry, I didn't see that Void already wrote the answer!

[Danny252]

too bad I skiped the joke and read the spoiler first..

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Magic it is the most basic kind of joke you will come across, it's basicer than the classical basic joke of "why did the chicken cross the road?". I'm surprised you couldn't understand such a basic joke. I love the word 'basic'.

Reminds me of a joke, probably all heard it, I may have already posted it in the thread a long time ago but oh well.


Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares why isn't she in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the woman cross the road?
The chain tying her to the kitchen sink wasn't long enough.

[rainwife]

Yup, an really old one...
Hmm, I don't know if Seb already told you this one - )I hope he won't be too angry if I tell it, because I think it is his original one or maybe not...

What is better than roses on a piano?
















Tulips on my organ.

If you don't get it - you can alsways ask :whistle:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I think I get it but I'm not sure about it, so what does it mean?

[rainwife]

Tulips on my organ.
/two lips on my organ/
Organ - can have at least two meanings here - the first one is connected to the piano and in this case one is refearing to the church organ, but to get the joke you have to think off your organ - pennis or vagina.
Roses and tulips are flowers, but tulips pronounced out loud is said the same as two lips - and I don't think I have to go on...

[Marek]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Apr 7 2005, 08:32 AM
I think I get it but I'm not sure about it, so what does it mean?

I am sure you got that one you just wanted someone here to say "two lips on my organ..."

:bleh:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

LOL

To be honest I was kind of leaning toward "Your lips on my organ", never thought of two. :crazy:

And that didn't really work so that's why I was unsure.

[Rogue]

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

[BeefontheBone]

There's hundreds of those things, with regional variations on who the "stupid" character is. For instance

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are on a desert island, and find themselves being chased by cannibals. They run up a mountain into a cave and realise they're trapped, but then find a magic lantern. A genie appears when they rub it and grants them each a wish.

The brunette says "I wish to be turned into a hawk, so I can fly away to escape these cannibals." And sure enough, she's turned into a hawk and flies to safety.

The redhead thinks That's a good idea! and says "I wish to become an eagle, so I can escape the cannibals too." And she gets turned into an eagle and flies away.

Not wanting to be outdone, the blonde thinks Good plan - I better get turned into a bird too, so I can fly to safety. Then she says "In order to escape the cannibals, I wish to be turned into a penguin."