07-04-2005, 12:53 PM
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The farmhand Josl returns beaming with joy from the market: "Imagine, farmer, I sold our pig for 8000 €!" The farmer is inspired, because Josl is not otherwise the brightest one: "Well, great! Did you get it bar or as cheque?" Josl brightens: "Neither of them. I got two chickens for 4000 euro each!"
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07-04-2005, 01:01 PM
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Hmmmmm. Is 8000 euro's much?
Also good to see you back Freddy.  k: So anyway back to blonde jokes and such. I have a feeling you've all heard it. Probably from me on this thread, I don't know many jokes. Two blondes are driving to Disney Land, they saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left", so they turned around and went home. |
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07-04-2005, 01:22 PM
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Freddy's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Iron 1 euro is a bit more then 1$. @Rainwife - it's not my original joke... but I like tulips on... Here's my original one - very cute and incoent this time: A centopede came crying home from the school dance. Mother: What's wrong honey? Daughter: A Ladybug told me I have two left feet! Mother: So... We can't all be great dancers. Daughter: It's not that. just tell me where will I get 98 right shoes??? |
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07-04-2005, 03:45 PM
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This joke is a bad translation (done by me) from one local balkan joke LOL
Bosnian, Serb and Croat came to God and he allowed them one question each before they would be set in 'other' world. First Croat asks: When Croatia will be strongest country in region? God: In 140 years! Croats cries and says: I will not live that long! Next Serb asks: When we will win Kosovo back? God: In 204 years! Serbs cry complaining that he will not live that long. Bosnian: When Serbs will stop with lies? GOD cries: I will not live that long!  |
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07-04-2005, 05:04 PM
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Hehe, funny one.
With partially some sad taste, too... |
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07-04-2005, 09:19 PM
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Quote:
Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares if it isn't chicken!? |
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08-04-2005, 03:06 PM
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on the subject of "road" jokes:
why didn't the skeleton cross the road? he didn't have the guts! |
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08-04-2005, 05:26 PM
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"You look so depressed. Something wrong?", Ema asks her man. "Oh, I just read a book with a very, very sad conclusion." - "What book was that?" - "Our passbook..."
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08-04-2005, 06:56 PM
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twisted joke but i find it amusing:
why did the little girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms. |
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08-04-2005, 07:44 PM
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That is twisted.. didnt find it to funny and to be honest i dont know why.. i usually LOL at jokes like that
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