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[a1s]

I'm not sure this was not published yet (I only had strenght to read to about page 20 at first, and then just read the new stuff)
I will be posting a series of logical problems here's one:


how do you put an elephant in the freezer?

I will return in an hour with the answer and a new problem.

[Havell]

1. Open door
2. Put elephant in.

The entire series has been posted in this thread before.

[RedJello]

Originally posted by a1s@Apr 15 2005, 04:26 PM
I'm not sure this was not published yet (I only had strenght to read to about page 20 at first, and then just read the new stuff)
I will be posting a series of logical problems here's one:


how do you put an elephant in the freezer?

I will return in an hour with the answer and a new problem.

Am i supposed to answer? or was that the joke?

Anyways..the answer is

1. Open the Freezer
2. Put the elephant inside
3. Close the freezer

[Sebatianos]

Oh that's so cruel... Dont freeze the elephant. Isn't the rhino you have enough?

[a1s]

right! (was it posted earlier? tell me!!!!)

how do you put a girafe in the freezer?

P.S. if it wasn't posted, but you know this one please let the others try it. And yes I want people to answer it.

[RedJello]

OPen
Take Elephant out
Giraffe in
Close

[Sebatianos]

EDIT: As R Havell said - all of these were posted already...
I know it's not easy to read through such a long thread - but trust me it's worth it - so many great jokes at one place!!!
(I included this message in here, so I would not double post).

It's not exactly a joke... but I think it's funny!

Tom getting HIGH...

[a1s]

the fact that meeting a black cat is bad luck has now been scientificaly proven through a series of tests on white mice

the english speaking among you have probably herd this one in kindergarten, but I heard it recently and found it quite funny:
a gangster comes into a bank, points a gun at the teller and says:
-hand over the money or you're geography!
-you probably menat "history"?
-don't change the subject!

[a1s]

A tourist, who just arrived to Israel, gets a taxi at the airport, and strts asking the driver:
- Is it true that the local climate is really good for your health?
- oh, yes! when I first arrived here, I didn't have a single hair, and didn't even have enough strenght to walk- people had to cary me around.
- Amazing! how long have you been here?
- I was born here.

P.S. after 5 days, in the jokes thread? NO it's NOT a double post

[Unknown Hero]

Ooh, yes it is!!!


Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty dam good ones, obviously there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.

Lets have a look at them...



"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it

Here are some big daddies ones...

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

"President Clinton of the USA" Anagram: "To copulate he finds interns."