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The queen visits a military hospital.
She sees an englishman lying on his belly, and asks him:
- what is up with you?
- Hemmoroids, Your magesty!
- oh? and what are they treating you with?
- a cloth soaked in alcohol.
- Ok. any wishes?
- I wish to get well, and serve your magesty!
- Commendabe!
she puts a medal on his back, and goes on.
- And what is up with you?
- obstruction, Your magesty!
- oh? And what are they traeting you with?
- a cloth soaked in alchohol.
- Ok. any wishes?
- I wish to get well, and serve your magesty!
- Commendabe
so she gives him a medal too, next shee sees an Irishman sitting on his bunk.
- and what is up with you?
- (hoarsely)loringitis...
- oh? And what are they treating you with?
- a cloth soaked in alchohol.
- Ok. any wishes?
- I wish I would be treated before those two bollicks!!!