Honest Question - Page 3

ReamusLQ · 29-04-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Sebatianos+Apr 29 2005, 01:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sebatianos @ Apr 29 2005, 01:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ@Apr 29 2005, 04:12 PM
well, what's the point of that?* The taste of that glue is like, the best part of sending a letter!

Does anyone know how Antrax tastes like? Maybe it makes the glue taste even better!

But has anyone ever considered the possibility that they kidnap people to lick the envalopes? I mean - that would explain some of the kidnapings! LOL [/b][/quote]
Girl: "Please don't rape me!"

Apu: "W're not going to touch you, geez. Calm down. All american girls are so full of themselves...think we just want them for sex...psh...just lick these stupid envelopes and then we'll let you go!"

Girl: "Huh? You mean...you don't want my body? What's wrong! Am I too fat!??! Are my boobs not big enough!? Is it because I'm not blonde?!? Tell me!"

NrmMyth · 29-04-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Apr 30 2005, 12:01 AM
Girl: "Please don't rape me!"

Apu: "W're not going to touch you, geez. Calm down. All american girls are so full of themselves...think we just want them for sex...psh...just lick these stupid envelopes and then we'll let you go!"

Girl: "Huh? You mean...you don't want my body? What's wrong! Am I too fat!??! Are my boobs not big enough!? Is it because I'm not blonde?!? Tell me!"

:roflol: me again!

DeathDude · 29-04-2005, 11:38 PM

LOL this is turning into quite the funny thread LOL

Sebatianos · 30-04-2005, 09:25 AM

Why do you say that? Do you think it's funny if a girl is frustrated because even her kidnapers don't want to rape her, yet they still desire her to perform a lot of licking?
Or do you find it funny that some poor SOBs are

while trying to perfect the method of licking envalopes with dangerous content?
Isn't it bad enough the their leader died while posting an exploding letter, but didn't put enough stamps on and when they brought it back to him (off course he wrote down the returning address) he accidentaly opened it!

issed:

Is that really funny :blink: :eeeeeh:

*Titan* · 30-04-2005, 10:09 AM

Please refrain from rasistic remarks here.

ReamusLQ · 30-04-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Titan@Apr 30 2005, 03:09 AM
Please refrain from rasistic remarks here.

I wasn't aware of racist remarks being made...just Sebatianos being his normal sarcastic self. Hehe...I totally forgot about the exploding letter incident. Honestly, how stupid can you be? I mean, you send out this bomb letter, and a few days later you get an identical letter in the mail stamped "not enough postage." Did he really get that excited about getting a nice package in the mail that he failed to see that he was the return address and it wasn't sent to him? The story in smilies would have gone like this:

:bye: (hello post man) :w00t: (a package for me!?) :Brain: (woohoo, I feel loved!) <opens package> :blink: (this looks fami....)

issed: (boom!)

(stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!)

Lizard · 30-04-2005, 03:29 PM

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Is that really funny**

The most funny (and weird) thing about this topic is,that it isnt closed already... :eeeeeh:

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I wasn't aware of racist remarks being made...just Sebatianos being his normal sarcastic self. Hehe...I totally forgot about the exploding letter incident. Honestly, how stupid can you be? I mean, you send out this bomb letter, and a few days later you get an identical letter in the mail stamped "not enough postage." Did he really get that excited about getting a nice package in the mail that he failed to see that he was the return address and it wasn't sent to him? The story in smilies would have gone like this:

(hello post man)* (a package for me!?)* (woohoo, I feel loved!) <opens package>* (this looks fami....)* (boom!)* (stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!)

Who knows....Maybe the postman was CIA agent..... :evil:

ReamusLQ · 30-04-2005, 03:36 PM

Why would it be closed? We're staying on topic :bleh:

CIA in the postal service eh? How do they get away with sending anthrax through the mail? Wouldn't the mailman be a little suspicious in picking up 500 letters from one house, all with a kind of squishy feeling inside them from the powder? Or maybe they dump them into those mailboxes out side drug stores. Hmmm...

Lizard · 30-04-2005, 03:38 PM

Well there is also other events in which could have CIA fingers:
Apu:Is there really none who want to die fighting infindels by licking 20 envelpes?
Random Terrorist:Me!
(dies)
Apu:Unfortunetly, we accquired another 40 targets....Any other volunteers?
RT2: Me!
(dies)
RT3:And me too...
(dies)
Apu:This one will be for the president ,I beg our leader if he wouldnt lick the envelope?
Terrorist leader(and last terrorist):It will be a honour
(dies)
Apu calls to white house:Mr President we have terminated another terrorist group!
:evil:

ReamusLQ · 30-04-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Lizard@Apr 30 2005, 08:38 AM
Well there is also other events in which could have CIA fingers:
Apu:Is there really none who want to die fighting infindels by licking 20 envelpes?
Random Terrorist:Me!
(dies)
Apu:Unfortunetly, we accquired another 40 targets....Any other volunteers?
RT2: Me!
(dies)
RT3:And me too...
(dies)
Apu:This one will be for the president ,I beg our leader if he wouldnt lick the envelope?
Terrorist leader(and last terrorist):It will be a honour
(dies)
Apu calls to white house:Mr President we have terminated another terrorist group!
:evil:

HAHAHA! :roflol: That one was good.

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