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[Lulu_Jane]

Yep, I know that Darl.
I'd already explained that I was joking -

Originally posted by Lulu_Jane
(No harm meant guys, I'm just being silly.)

Anyways...

There once was a virus from Antigua,
Who wanted to date an amoeba.
But their love was forbidden,
So the virus kept it well hidden,
And watched in vain whilst she married his inferior.

(Sorry 'bout that one, it's been a long, long day )

Any more entries out there guys? Who knew so much talent lurked in the Abandonian forums?!

*fights the urge to open a haiku thread*

[giganto]

Darl?
And i knew you were kidding, i was just replying to that humorous remark with another one. And i like haikus. I would open a haiku thread, i just dont want to cus im a lazy bum.
Whos Darl?

[Lulu_Jane]

"Darl" is just Australian slang. It's short for "darling," but really it's just like saying "mate" or "dude," but a little more gentle.

Also, I think that Emtepmap50 is either a spam-bot or a pervert, either way it's time to hit that "report" button

Anyways, do you have anymore limericks ChadTheRodentSlayer?

[scottish_norseman]

There once was a woman, Mrs. Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light,
She left her house one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!

[Lulu_Jane]

Ahem, Arthur C. Buchanan, it's no fun if you cheat

I'm sure that you can write one yourself.

[giganto]

i agree. cheating is wrong. especially if you're writing limericks, then you just sound weird.

alright, i think i can squeeze one more out of my imagination.

I drank spoiled milk from Italy.
I thought my name was Howard McDowley.
I really freaked out.
Gerbils were about.
I woke up naked in an alley.

[Lulu_Jane]

Heh, gerbils = comedy gold.

Nice one ChadTheRodentSlayer

[Dillon]

Here are a few nonsense ones I can up with a while ago....

What do you get when you get rid of all your perfume?
An absence of scents!
What do you get when you have a brain transplant with George W Bush?
An absence of sense!
What do you get when you empty your bag of money?
An absence of cents!

This year’s yard sale:

Nothing to buy
Nothing to buy
I’d rather have a custard pie

For a bob, I’d like a job
A job is fine
A job is fine
It will get me out of the unemployment line.

Jokes:
You think my jokes are crummy
I’d rather play gin rummy
But I have no money
So I will eat some honey

[giganto]

Thanks LuJa.
And those werent limerics Dillon. I'm not really sure what they were.

[Lulu_Jane]

There once was a young man from Glasgow
Who had two very large elbows
he chopped of his feet
then sat on his seat
For he was content to just watch the grass grow.

(ok I admit, I'm in a pretty silly mood at the moment.)