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[TheChosen]

Like Lemmings, there are lots of them and most of them are just bad, non-charistatic high-pitch voiced nerds. The best reviews are usually those which lack voice.

There are two reviewers who brightly shine from the group: The Angry Videogame Nerd and Irate Gamer. Nerd, because he's gotta production value, he's a good actor and he's also the first one (rest are just copycats). He can even make good jokes!

The Irate Gamer, however, is a copycat + an obnoxious bastard. His reviews are somewhat collection of mixed opinions and he cant stand of negative feedback. I just checked out a comment I put out on his Contra-review this morning, and he removed it. I just pointed out that critizising a non-existant storyline (+ few other little stuff) is kinda stupid, considering that the game was good.

And his jokes suck!

EDIT: On a other note: Why do they have to swear all the time? Nerds fine, but the others are usually: This game is a f****** piece of *h**! Its f****** ugly and it looks like my ****....etc.etc.