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[Eric-The-Camp-Field-Cleric]

Okay anyone who's heard of Wierd Al Yonkovich will know what I'm on about here.

Wierd Al is famous for changing lyrics to popular songs so they are silly and funny. He's made songs such as:

Michael Jackson - Beat it - Eat it
Michael Jackson - I'm Bad - I'm Fat (which was played in the background of the simpsons in one episode.)

Anyway, my point of making this post is that When i got bored or intoxicated i often make these kinds of songy myself, I've got a few but I'll post only one for now:

Enjoy!

Stone Sour - Bother - Bothered

Wish i had, some cheddar cheese,
to put inside this bread
got some butter and some lettuce
tomattoes, and lots of bacon!

but I have no cheeses!
and no Dairylea!
I can't make a sandwhich!
Without cheddar, cammon or farmhouse things.

Wish i was, a farmer now.
so i could milk a cow.
got some milk and lots of butter
tins of beans and fresh new white bread!

I know there is no reason,
to add spices and seasons.
For taste i keep changing,
eat this bread because its ageing

I can't have a sandwhich!
because there's no cheese!
Theres chicken and theres pork ribs.
meat ruins bread.
or the bread ruins the meat....

(instrumental.)

Let me die, I cannot live
a meal without cheese!
scraping pizzas for their gratings.
Frozen so, i'll sit here waiting!

I can't make a sandwhich!
If there is no cheese!
I'll keep ranting until,
you learn this then,
we never run out like today!

I'm defrosting pizza!
so i can defrost cheese!
I'm so *dirty word* desperate!
i'll eat some 10 week old cream....