Well, my friend, welcome to a new life of constant inebriation. You are now to be drunk every evening and suffer through the worst hangover you could imagine in the morning. Never again, though, shall you enjoy the taste of beer or any alcohol, for that matter, for to do so would mean certain alcohol poisoning. Have a nice drive home. <insert nefarious Calypso laughter here>
I wish that you knew that I know what you know I know.
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Muwahahaha!!!!
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