12-06-2005, 11:02 AM
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What kind of thread will leave you in stitches?
A doctors thread. |
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12-06-2005, 11:04 AM
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alright...CLEAN JOKE
i took a bath with bubbles... DIRTY JOKE Bubbles is the girl next door!  That was pretty stupid...  I vote we dont close this topic!! :angry: :angry: |
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12-06-2005, 11:11 AM
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TV reporter was interviewing 4-year old kid in the streets.
Reporter:What is your name? Kid:........ Reporter:Well....how old are you? Kid:......... Reporter:What do you think about the politics? Kid:........ Reporter:Why arent you answering my questions? Kid:My mommy told me not to talk with strangers. LOL |
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12-06-2005, 11:35 AM
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Quote:
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12-06-2005, 11:39 AM
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It might have been sia before...
Two preschool girls are talking. A: I found a condome under the radiator this morning. B: :eeeeeh: What's a radiator? |
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12-06-2005, 11:42 AM
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LOL ..so true
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12-06-2005, 03:25 PM
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ahhh... I just remembered some ryhmes from school:
Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in the closet. And every time she let it out, it left a little deposit. ----------------------------------------- Little Miss Muffet remains on her Tuffet, and hasn't being frightened away. The Spider down-hearted and dizzy departed, repelled by her presurrized spray. ------------------------------------------- (forgive any spelling errors in this one) Hickory dickory dork two mice ran up the clock the clock struck one and the other one got away -------------------------------------------- (My personal favorite) Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a christmas pie, he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and squirted the juice in his eye ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------ Hope you like them. :bye: P.S. And they are completely clean. :angel: |
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12-06-2005, 03:39 PM
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Too clean...
Why was Cinderella thrown out of the fairy land? She sat on Pinocchio's face and forced him to tell lies!  |
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12-06-2005, 03:51 PM
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...sigh... I prefer clean jokes.
Anyway sticking with ryhmes: There once was a woman of bright who could travel much faster then light. She left one day, in a relative way, and returned the previous night |
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12-06-2005, 05:15 PM
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Clean ones... OK:
What's the difference between an optimistic and a pesimistic child? You can put a pesimistic child in a bright and colorful room full of wonderfull toys, with the child's favourite cookies on the reach of the hand - but the child will start  "Why," you ask the child. "Because it's all a trick. When I touch something it will brake and you'll take it all away from me - so you're just torturing me by showing me stuff I'll never be able to have." Then you put an optimistic child in a damp, cold, dark, scary dungeon with nothing but a pile of horse muck in the middle and the child will go :w00t: "Why," you ask the child. "With so much horse muck there's gotta be a horsy near by for me to have!" |
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