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[omg]

i have quit smoking again. 2 days and counting. and im not using nrt this time, doing it on pure willpower alone. (and visulisation)
good we can all have a laugth when the world is so crap innit.

[PrejudiceSucks]

Aye, too true.

[mm_pie]

Lets go on a big anti george bush craze / america craze again! I don't really have a big thing with america, it's just that they continue to vote the plonker in again and again! :bleh:
Good on u Bethal Green and Bow!
www.respectcoalition.org for more info.
Quick link:
RESPECT!

[Sebatianos]

Sorry - that's a bit too serious for what this post has tuner into...

[win98]

I reackon they should sack goerge bush and then revote for a new presedent and not let him run for being presedent again k:

[Shrek]

ok, it' s my turn now:

my apologize to all blondies :angel:

[Doc Adrian]

LOL I love the American/Bush jokes. Makes me glad I actually go out of my way to learn world geography and the like.

Don't worry about us reelecting him either my friends, he can only be reelected once..so we don't really keep doing it..he just has a 4 year term of office so it seems like we do

I wish I had some funny art to post..but please keep em coming

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by Shrek@Jul 20 2005, 03:42 PM
ok, it' s my turn now:

my apologize to all blondies :angel:

that's brilliant! BRILLIANT! Why is that wrong? It makes PERFECT sense!

[ReamusLQ]

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET MATERIALS SAFETY DATA

WOMEN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: WO (Var. HO depending on which periodic table used)

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200 kg

OCCURENCES: Migrates in clusters. Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly upon saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great relaxation aid.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the "natural" state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations for an indefinite amount of time so long as
specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

ALWAYS FOLLOW CORRECT LABORATORY TESTING PROCEDURES

WHEN DEALING WITH LESS REFINED SPECIMENS OR SPECIMENS FOR WHICH
HISTORICAL DATA IS UNAVAILABLE ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT!!

Edit: sorry for the double post, I forgot about my one before this

[chickenman]

HA HA HA that was so funny. k: