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Old 19-09-2004, 09:17 AM   #91
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An old granny died and went to Heaven.
And the first day of being in Heaven she gets to eat gulash for supper.
On the secon day she gets gulash for supper...
On the third day -- gulash
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After a month of eating nothing but gulash, the granny goes to complain to God:
-My Lord, it's really wonderfull here and all, but I'm tired 'bout having nothing to eat but gulash...
-Oh, granny -- said God -- what did you think, I was going to make some special menu for the three of you...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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Old 19-09-2004, 10:05 AM   #92
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Mujo's wife had given birth to twins, so Mujo decides to call them both Suljo...
One day Mujo's best friend Haso asks him:
-Bolan(a Bosnian expression, something like 'dude' B) ) Mujo, how come you called your both sons Suljo???
-Wel,l Haso, when I yell 'Suljo, bring your daddy a beer!', I imedietly get two beers!
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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Old 19-09-2004, 12:49 PM   #93
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Originally posted by Prox@Sep 19 2004, 09:17 AM
An old granny died and went to Heaven.
And the first day of being in Heaven she gets to eat gulash for supper.
On the secon day she gets gulash for supper...
On the third day -- gulash
.
.
.
.
.
After a month of eating nothing but gulash, the granny goes to complain to God:
-My Lord, it's really wonderfull here and all, but I'm tired 'bout having nothing to eat but gulash...
-Oh, granny -- said God -- what did you think, I was going to make some special menu for the three of you...
I did not get that one bit. Please explain.
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Old 19-09-2004, 01:12 PM   #94
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Originally posted by Prox@Sep 18 2004, 09:02 AM
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the wall?
-Ripping it off the wall!

What's little, blue and lying on the bottom of a pool?
-A drowned baby!

What's little, GREEN and lying on the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby, only three months afterwards!
Psycopath! :blink:
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Old 19-09-2004, 01:15 PM   #95
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Baby jokes are cool!

What's pink and squeals?
A peeled baby!
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Old 19-09-2004, 01:37 PM   #96
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Ahahaha have you ever seen a baby spew it's absolutly hi-larious.
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Old 19-09-2004, 02:13 PM   #97
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Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow+Sep 19 2004, 02:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Iron_Scarecrow @ Sep 19 2004, 02:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Prox@Sep 19 2004, 09:17 AM
An old granny died and went to Heaven.
And the first day of being in Heaven she gets to eat gulash for supper.
On the secon day she gets gulash for supper...
On the third day -- gulash
.
.
.
.
.
After a month of eating nothing but gulash, the granny goes to complain to God:
-My Lord, it's really wonderfull here and all, but I'm tired 'bout having nothing to eat but gulash...
-Oh, granny -- said God -- what did you think, I was going to make some special menu for the three of you...
I did not get that one bit. Please explain. [/b][/quote]
There are only three peoples in heaven. Others are in hell!
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Old 19-09-2004, 02:31 PM   #98
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Originally posted by Unknown Hero+Sep 19 2004, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Unknown Hero @ Sep 19 2004, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Sep 19 2004, 02:49 PM
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@Sep 19 2004, 09:17 AM
An old granny died and went to Heaven.
And the first day of being in Heaven she gets to eat gulash for supper.
On the secon day she gets gulash for supper...
On the third day -- gulash
.
.
.
.
.
After a month of eating nothing but gulash, the granny goes to complain to God:
-My Lord, it's really wonderfull here and all, but I'm tired 'bout having nothing to eat but gulash...
-Oh, granny -- said God -- what did you think, I was going to make some special menu for the three of you...

I did not get that one bit. Please explain.
There are only three peoples in heaven. Others are in hell! [/b][/quote]
Oh. Who are they?
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Old 19-09-2004, 02:37 PM   #99
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Oh. Who are they?
I think it's not important. He only wanted to say that there are few people in heaven. But if you ask me I think they are Jesus, Mary and of course Grany!
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Old 19-09-2004, 02:40 PM   #100
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I think it's not important. He only wanted to say that there are few people in heaven. But if you ask me I think they are Jesus, Mary and of course Grany!
Why Grany? Why not a baby who dies in the womb they never sinned why do they go to hell?
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