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[A. J. Raffles]

Originally posted by MdaG@Oct 17 2005, 07:41 PM
Q: Why is it so cold in null space?
A: There are no elements



*This bad joke only makes sense in Swedish...*

Erm, right. Could you give us the Swedish version, then?

[The_EgAt]

One atom said to the other: "I think I lost an electron"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"

[Blood-Pigggy]

Haha, good one there.

[Vinnyq12]

Man walks into a bar, orders a pint of lager and sinks it all in one.
He then looks in his shirt pocket.
He calls the bartender over and orders another, again he sinks it and looks in his shirt pocket.
This goes on for another 4 or 5 pints before the bartenders curiosity gets the better of him.
The bartender asks "Why do you look in your shirt pocket after every pint".
To which the man replies "I've got a picture of my wife in there, as soon as she starts lookin like she did 20 years ago im off home!".

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Originally posted by Vinnyq12@Oct 18 2005, 07:17 PM
Man walks into a bar,

A man walks into a bar and hurts his head.

My actual one is a bit racist. So I'm not gonna say it.

[Havell]

Originally posted by Bobbin Threadbare@Oct 18 2005, 10:47 AM
My actual one is a bit racist. So I'm not gonna say it.

This is the bad taste thread so go ahead and post it, it's what this thread is for.

oh, and everyone else, this is not the thread for none-bad taste jokes. Post them in the normal jokes thread.

Anyone posting a joke that is not offensive to any racial/cultural/religious groups (or just people in general) will be banned from posting in this thread

[Vinnyq12]

The thread wasn't intended to be racially offensive, it was meant to be a thread for jokes that stink!!!

But if I have to:

What do you do if you see a Black man drowning?
Throw in his wife and kids
What do you do if they're still struggling?
Throw in an anchor!

[Havell]

Originally posted by Vinnyq12@Oct 18 2005, 11:40 AM
The thread wasn't intended to be racially offensive, it was meant to be a thread for jokes that stink!!!

We already have a thread for them here. We haven't got one for offensive jokes yet (I think I'll put a warning in the thread's title).

[Vinnyq12]

Elton John walks into a tattoo parlour.
He asks the tattoo artist for a Ferrari to be tattoo'd on his ****.
The artist then replies "Why the hell would you want a tattoo of a Ferrari on your ****".
To which Elton John says "Because I'm rich and I can do whatever the fu<k I want"
The artist not to fond of Elton after this comment asks him "Would you not prefare a 'four by four' instead".
"Why would I want a 4x4 on my ****" questions Elton.
The artist the replies "So you can DRIVE thought more muck, now get the fu<k outta my shop"

[Nikson]

The husband gets home and finds his wife naked, rubbing her breasts in front of the mirror.
"What are you doing," he asks.
"I heard that if you rub them, they get bigger".
The man goes to the bathroom and comes back with a roll of toilet paper. "Here, rub this between your breasts," he says.
"Why? That wouldn't work..."
"Oh no?" he replies. "Just look what it did for your as$!"

If that wasn't offensive, the next few are...
Disclaimer: for amusement purposes only!


What do you say if you see a TV floating in the dark?
Drop it, nigga!

What do you call a hundred black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

What do you call a black man in the fridge?
Stiff sh!t.

What do you call a black man with a gun?
Sir.

What do you call a black man behind bars?
Whatever you want.

What are three things you can't give a black man?
A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

And if you think I have something against black people, you should know there's one in my family tree.
He's hanging from the highest branch.