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[Sebatianos]

Three sharks get together in the middle of the ocean.
Shark 1: "Not so loud. I swam near the Irish coast last night and ate an Irishman. He was so ful of Wiskey I have a hangover now!"
Shark 2: "That's nothing, I swan near the Russian coast last week and ate a Russian. He was so loaded with Vodka I had a hangover the whole weekend."
Shark 3: "That's nothing guys. I swam near the US coast and ate a blonde. Her head was so eampty I still can't submerge!"

[troop18546]

LOL

[drumminfreek]

LOL
oks...i gots a blonde joke...

so a blonde is applying to become a detective. The first day she is applying her boss says..." ok, if your'e gonna be a detective answer me 3 questions. The first...
What is 2+2..." the blonde says "thats easy...4" the boss says "very good, now who was the first president?" the blonde thinks for a minute and says..." umm, i think its George Washington..." "Very good," says her boss, "but my last question is who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde thinks and says..."umm i dont know...lemme come in tommorrow and tell you." so she leaves.
when she gets home her husband says "So how'd it go?" she says "well...i must've gotten the job because he already put me on a murder case!"
:Brain: LOL :Brain: LOL

[Unknown Hero]

Binary is easy, lets start of nice n easy, most binary for people who dont understand it will be in bytes. A byte has 8 bits, a bit is short for binary digit.

0000 0001 would be 1.
0000 0010 would be 2.

In binary it goes like this *crosses finger for the diagram to work*

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1 - These are the numbers each number 1 represents on where it is located.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-0-0

That is equivalent to 0.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-0-1

Is 1.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-1-0

Is 2.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--1---0---0- 0-0--0-0-0

Is 128

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--1-1-0

Is 6

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--1---1---1- 1-1--1-1-1

Is 255

Seeing a pattern yet?

This is what I was talking about (just reverse)!!!



CIA was looking for new detective. 2 men and a woman applied. Every one of the three passed every test but last one. They were told that they have to kill a person they meet in the room. First entered one of the two men, and sew his wife! He couldn't kill her. Second man did the same. After a woman came out, she said that the bullets in the pistol they gave her were fake, so that she had to finish of her husband with the chair.

[drumminfreek]

A blonde and her friend are driving down to florida.
they really wanna go to Disney World. They're about 10miles from disney world when she sees a sign that says "Disney World, Left"
the blonde turns the car around and her friend asks why.
the blonde says "didn't you see the sign! Disney World left!"
LOL

[Tulac]

I don't know if it's been already posted, but this is a must have for all the Croatians,Slovenes,Serbians and others who feel that way...
Kita u Bila (Kill Bill) - 60 MB
http://geekchix.org/fun/kitaubila.avi

Bobo (Lord of the rings) - 42 MB
http://odin.vault.org.yu/film/voiceover/bobo.avi

Sttevan (Harry Potter) - 22 MB
http://odin.vault.org.yu/film/voiceover/sttevan.avi


I know they may be old, but I discovered Sttevan Potter just recently...

[xcom freak]

Hope noone will get offended....

A science experiment was meant to test the differences between european cultures.... It implied putting 3 people of the same nationality : 2 men and a woman on deserted islands and study what happens.
They tested Italians, French, germans,british and greeks.

The french threesome lived in total harmony doing 'menages a trois' everyday
The germans organised, one guy got mwf (monday wednesday friday) and the other got TTh alone time with the woman
An italian guy misteriously disappeared two days after the start of the expirement
The greek woman was so ugly that the guys turned gay and the woman died of loneliness

The british .....well the british haven't met yet....

[drumminfreek]

:blink: :blink:
maybe its cuz im not european...but i dont get it...

[A. J. Raffles]

I suppose it's referring to the fact that the English are said to be generally lacking in social skills...

So did the German woman get time off on weekends, then?

[xcom freak]

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@May 8 2005, 12:00 PM
I suppose it's referring to the fact that the English are said to be generally lacking in social skills...

So did the German woman get time off on weekends, then?

Haven't thought about it, well its my joke then i get to chose for weekends :evil: ill get back to you on that.

The joke is quite simple, not the best i ve ever heard but its more of a criticism and A.J got it right.