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[Icewolf]

One day when I had some booze I went for the loo.
My friend come along and he had some booze too.
We drank a lot,
he was a Scot,
with his language drunk he could've been from a zoo!!!111

YAY! :brain: I'm such a poet.

[Himmler]

i are a poet.
we is searching in the pocket
and he are gonna drink the muppet.

eat me dust
and lick me rust!
it's a must!

ring's witchking sleeping in the bush
started to yell and then "Wooosh!"
old mountain peeking in the bathroom
pain in the backbone after eating some the end.


so..am i good?

[Mighty Midget]

Not, strictly speaking, a limerick, how about a BM or old norse one? :P That would'vve been something

[Himmler]

i would make one..but just by picking words at random :P

[Mighty Midget]

or you could make a Swedish Chef limerick

ooda bork bork bork ya
saab oon eekeah sa
yaggeh asoo
volvo mazoon
bork bork bork eh well bra

[giganto]

I'll give it a whack.

I once knew a woman from New York,
Who had a big knack for roasted pork.
I fixed her a dish,
She was selfish,
So I impaled her with her own fork.

There once was a boy who liked big guns.
He didn't get along with the nuns.
And then he got raped,
By a man-eating ape.
The boy shot it and skinned it for fun.

One day a man was singing a song.
He annoyed people, both short and long.
It sounded like dung,
So I cut out his tounge.
I froze it and used it for ping-pong.

Once, on a street in a quiet, small town,
A man wanted to be a big clown.
They called him a tard,
And soaked him in lard.
He slit their thoats, and grilled them in pounds.

A viking from New Hampshire once said,
That he was rudely knocked on the head.
No one understood.
He lived in the hood.
It turned out he was a woman named Ted.

[Mighty Midget]

That's some real quality stuff you made there, chad

[Lulu_Jane]

An old man who hailed from Crete
In an effort to be more discrete,
hid his girlfriend away,
but his wife knew they still played,
So she spayed him and made him effete!

A gentleman who resided in Chad
had a penchant for being quite bad
He kicked little kittens
And stole children's mittens,
When he died even the devil was glad!

[Mighty Midget]

and with those words, Lulu Jane was determined to bring home victory. And she sticks to the rules as well, with those place names. Ok you guys and gals, sharpen up. New, higher standards are being set for every entry here.

[Lulu_Jane]

Heh, perhaps, though I kind of flub the rules with the syllable numbers though

There once was a young lass from Thailand,
who revelled in the fact she had broadband
She was bored at the office
And hoped her boss didn't notice
That in this competition she was trying her hand

I think everybody has done pretty darn fantastically so far! More! More!