Corrupt-a-wish

ReamusLQ ok, what happens is the first... 17-09-2007, 05:35 AM

Mighty Midget Granted. here's an unmarked... 17-09-2007, 06:20 AM

ReamusLQ Granted; you can now make toy... 17-09-2007, 10:50 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, you are now a fly... 17-09-2007, 11:17 AM

Tulac Granted, you're aboard a Borg... 17-09-2007, 11:17 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, You're assimilated... 17-09-2007, 11:19 AM

Tulac Sure, here's one billion... 17-09-2007, 11:41 AM

Lulu_Jane Ok, but before you get your... 17-09-2007, 11:58 AM

Tulac And so indeed the world of... 17-09-2007, 12:04 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, no wish for you. I... 17-09-2007, 01:11 PM

supa_mario Granted but without... 18-12-2009, 05:27 AM

The Fifth Horseman You are crushed under a mound... 17-09-2007, 01:17 PM

Tulac Granted, they read the FAQs... 17-09-2007, 01:23 PM

The Fifth Horseman Granted. A bottle of beer... 17-09-2007, 01:28 PM

Tulac Granted, instead the nazi... 17-09-2007, 01:30 PM

GTX2GvO Granted, you're now a toilet... 17-09-2007, 01:51 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. You now have the OS... 17-09-2007, 02:00 PM

Tulac Granted, you are a bathroom... 17-09-2007, 02:05 PM

GTX2GvO Granted, but because of... 17-09-2007, 02:10 PM

Tulac Granted, you now have no... 17-09-2007, 02:39 PM

Sonic_Moronic Granted, but your farts are... 17-09-2007, 05:33 PM

Tulac Granted, but it only holds... 17-09-2007, 07:04 PM

Sebatianos Granted, your thoth account... 17-09-2007, 08:01 PM

Ioncannon granted, but its a special ed... 17-09-2007, 08:14 PM

Sebatianos Granted, but ESA will protect... 17-09-2007, 08:18 PM

gufu1992 You play it too much and you... 17-09-2007, 09:57 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted, but you spoke in the... 17-09-2007, 11:08 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, but you missed the... 17-09-2007, 11:27 PM

gufu1992 You are flat broke and has no... 18-09-2007, 02:28 AM

Himmler here's a shitdish. 18-09-2007, 04:44 AM

Lulu_Jane I wish that Himmler made a... 18-09-2007, 07:31 AM

Sebatianos Granted, but it's a secret... 18-09-2007, 08:28 AM

Lulu_Jane Now you do, and you... 18-09-2007, 08:31 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you will instead get... 18-09-2007, 08:36 AM

Icewolf OK, they get amplifiers and... 18-09-2007, 08:48 AM

Lulu_Jane Ok, but then the world... 18-09-2007, 08:53 AM

Sebatianos You're moved to the middle of... 18-09-2007, 08:55 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, unfortunately, it's... 18-09-2007, 08:58 AM

Icewolf Granted, the sun will bloat... 18-09-2007, 09:00 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, all the software you... 18-09-2007, 09:04 AM

Sebatianos Granted, you can now write... 18-09-2007, 09:14 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, and they'll give you... 18-09-2007, 09:17 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but then you wonder... 18-09-2007, 09:59 AM

_r.u.s.s. granted you.. um. you are the... 18-09-2007, 10:44 AM

Tulac Granted, you screwed... 18-09-2007, 11:25 AM

TheChosen Sure: A put the balloon is... 18-09-2007, 11:33 AM

Lulu_Jane You promptly have a heart... 18-09-2007, 11:59 AM

Halindir Granted, you now have a... 18-09-2007, 12:56 PM

Tulac Granted, your PC is now... 18-09-2007, 01:15 PM

TheChosen Granted. Now all you have to... 18-09-2007, 03:00 PM

Tulac Granted, too bad you're... 18-09-2007, 03:28 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. Expect a call from... 18-09-2007, 03:54 PM

Sebatianos And I'm an atheist, so I take... 18-09-2007, 05:41 PM

chumloofah Granted. I happily leave your... 18-09-2007, 05:44 PM

Sebatianos I wish I had a fire... 18-09-2007, 05:45 PM

chumloofah Granted. A fire extinguisher... 18-09-2007, 05:54 PM

Sebatianos I wish I had a really good... 18-09-2007, 05:59 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you had, but... 18-09-2007, 06:04 PM

Sebatianos Granted, btu you don't fear... 18-09-2007, 06:06 PM

Tulac Granted, but it will be even... 18-09-2007, 06:09 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, but you have no idea... 18-09-2007, 06:12 PM

Playbahnosh Granted, you are banned and... 18-09-2007, 06:14 PM

nextinline granted, but the NP dont have... 06-03-2010, 02:24 AM

Fubb Granted, but confusion leads... 06-03-2010, 02:39 AM

ReamusLQ Granted, except I misheard... 18-09-2007, 06:46 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you got the cold... 18-09-2007, 07:10 PM

Tulac Granted, but now you've... 18-09-2007, 08:19 PM

Playbahnosh Granted, *I* will have happy... 18-09-2007, 08:56 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted! Tulac, grateful for... 18-09-2007, 11:24 PM

Playbahnosh (@FPJ: GNAAAARGH) Granted,... 18-09-2007, 11:56 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted! You are now the... 19-09-2007, 12:09 AM

Tulac Granted, but you moved to the... 19-09-2007, 12:13 AM

Playbahnosh Granted, we get all the best... 19-09-2007, 12:53 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, Tulac has a long and... 19-09-2007, 03:23 AM

TheChosen There you go! A very molty... 19-09-2007, 05:07 AM

Lulu_Jane Congratulations! You are now... 19-09-2007, 06:04 AM

Icewolf Granted you know alomost... 19-09-2007, 07:23 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now your boss is so... 19-09-2007, 08:31 AM

Morrin Granted, I'll order you the... 19-09-2007, 08:55 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but now you slowly... 19-09-2007, 09:40 AM

_r.u.s.s. then get a great job, make... 19-09-2007, 08:57 AM

TheChosen Granted. Youre now a male... 19-09-2007, 09:01 AM

_r.u.s.s. *a sound of shot from desert... 19-09-2007, 09:05 AM

TheChosen Granted. Youre now choking on... 19-09-2007, 09:07 AM

Icewolf Granted you're now getting... 19-09-2007, 09:43 AM

TheChosen Granted. I went back in time... 19-09-2007, 10:13 AM

Icewolf Granted she's an oppressing... 19-09-2007, 10:34 AM

Lulu_Jane Your wish is granted,... 19-09-2007, 11:03 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, but now they have... 19-09-2007, 11:11 AM

TheChosen Granted. However, your wish... 19-09-2007, 12:10 PM

Pietafon Granted, but it's 15-floor... 19-09-2007, 01:19 PM

Playbahnosh Granted, but you now can only... 19-09-2007, 01:30 PM

chumloofah Granted. <div... 19-09-2007, 04:14 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. Now the burglar is... 19-09-2007, 04:17 PM

chumloofah Granted. All the guns are, at... 19-09-2007, 04:49 PM

Playbahnosh You forgot to make a wish... 19-09-2007, 04:55 PM

chumloofah Granted. The week has, since... 19-09-2007, 05:24 PM

Tulac Granted, proper grammar is... 19-09-2007, 05:36 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you are now an... 19-09-2007, 05:40 PM

Sebatianos Granted, now you wish another... 19-09-2007, 07:12 PM

Playbahnosh Granted! *show... 19-09-2007, 08:13 PM

Lulu_Jane Your wish is granted, now you... 20-09-2007, 04:08 AM

Halindir Granted, but then YOU GOT... 20-09-2007, 04:58 AM

Lulu_Jane For some reason I found that... 20-09-2007, 05:21 AM

TheChosen Granted. The past has been... 20-09-2007, 06:18 AM

Icewolf Granted. You have an idea and... 20-09-2007, 08:33 AM

Pietafon Granted. You now have a... 20-09-2007, 11:09 AM

Icewolf Granted. Your wished are... 20-09-2007, 11:24 AM

Sebatianos Granted, but now everybody... 20-09-2007, 11:26 AM

Halindir He did, and you failed to... 20-09-2007, 01:34 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, as well as every... 20-09-2007, 01:39 PM

TheChosen Granted. Now cigarettes are... 20-09-2007, 01:42 PM

Pietafon Granted, but there is a huge... 20-09-2007, 01:47 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, after the upcoming... 20-09-2007, 02:56 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you are now a... 20-09-2007, 03:39 PM

Playbahnosh Granted, you get a NASA model... 20-09-2007, 04:33 PM

Sebatianos Granted, but your insurence... 20-09-2007, 06:16 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you are severly... 20-09-2007, 06:51 PM

Sebatianos Sure thing, as soon as all... 20-09-2007, 07:54 PM

Playbahnosh Granted, except I don't have... 20-09-2007, 08:22 PM

Beltona And then you would clog up... 20-09-2007, 08:42 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. 'Nuff said. Holy... 20-09-2007, 08:46 PM

TheChosen Granted! *Mighty Midget does... 21-09-2007, 05:17 AM

Icewolf Granted. When you hold them... 21-09-2007, 11:13 AM

GTX2GvO Granted. I now earn one... 21-09-2007, 11:26 AM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted! Five minutes after... 21-09-2007, 05:45 PM

Tulac Sure they now last 3 days,... 21-09-2007, 06:01 PM

Playbahnosh Granted, you die. :bleh: I... 21-09-2007, 07:12 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted! Unfortunately, your... 21-09-2007, 10:11 PM

Tulac :kosta: for the... 21-09-2007, 10:44 PM

Playbahnosh (meh. you always make me kill... 21-09-2007, 11:08 PM

Tulac Granted, he is now a nun. I... 21-09-2007, 11:18 PM

chumloofah Granted. You deny him the... 22-09-2007, 11:59 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you now play like... 22-09-2007, 12:09 PM

Playbahnosh (Crap, MM was faster than me.... 22-09-2007, 12:10 PM

dosraider Lets get out the mixup you... 22-09-2007, 12:20 PM

chumloofah Granted. You lose all feeling... 22-09-2007, 12:43 PM

Playbahnosh Granted! You now know what... 22-09-2007, 01:30 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, the constant... 22-09-2007, 03:02 PM

dosraider Granted, you learn the secret... 22-09-2007, 03:35 PM

Lulu_Jane Your bones are too cold for... 22-09-2007, 03:44 PM

Tulac Granted, there are now no... 22-09-2007, 04:29 PM

TheChosen Granted. Now an octopus... 24-09-2007, 05:19 AM

dosraider Granted. You make a enormous... 24-09-2007, 09:12 AM

Playbahnosh Granted. Now it's too smarts,... 24-09-2007, 10:49 AM

dosraider Granted, it doesn't hurt, but... 24-09-2007, 10:54 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, your nuclear fart... 24-09-2007, 10:57 AM

dosraider Granted. You get all the... 24-09-2007, 10:59 AM

TheChosen EDIT: GRaaah! Granted.... 24-09-2007, 10:59 AM

dosraider Granted. A jealous big orca... 24-09-2007, 07:26 PM

TheChosen So be it! I'l go to Horseman,... 25-09-2007, 07:49 AM

Mighty Midget Granted. It is now your only... 25-09-2007, 09:51 AM

chumloofah Granted. Your burglar staves... 25-09-2007, 10:41 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you are now a... 25-09-2007, 10:54 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you now lose all... 25-09-2007, 11:13 AM

TheChosen Done. Instead of Hotel... 25-09-2007, 11:15 AM

chumloofah Granted. Cartoons from the... 25-09-2007, 12:00 PM

Playbahnosh Granted. You can now fly like... 25-09-2007, 01:11 PM

TheChosen Granted. There's no drinking,... 25-09-2007, 01:18 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. Today is the day you... 25-09-2007, 01:59 PM

JJXB Granted. Now I'm here with a... 25-09-2007, 02:28 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you are now a... 25-09-2007, 02:30 PM

TheChosen Granted. Instead of cinnamon,... 26-09-2007, 05:21 AM

Pietafon Granted. After few seconds of... 26-09-2007, 11:30 AM

TheChosen Here you go. A goldfish that... 26-09-2007, 11:33 AM

dosraider Congrats, you are now a real... 26-09-2007, 12:37 PM

Pietafon Granted. Your "fu**ing"... 26-09-2007, 12:49 PM

Halindir Granted, Computer hardware is... 26-09-2007, 01:20 PM

TheChosen Granted. Oh by the way, youre... 26-09-2007, 01:24 PM

chumloofah Granted. You win a trip to... 26-09-2007, 02:04 PM

Tulac Granted you're a jedi in the... 26-09-2007, 02:07 PM

Pietafon Granted, now You are one of... 26-09-2007, 02:42 PM

TheChosen Granted. However, it'l blow... 27-09-2007, 06:30 AM

Icewolf Granted. But it's neither... 27-09-2007, 09:02 AM

Pietafon Granted. You now have... 27-09-2007, 09:08 AM

TheChosen Granted. *Lifts J@nek's... 27-09-2007, 09:10 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you now have so much... 27-09-2007, 10:26 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now Skype's are very... 27-09-2007, 10:35 AM

chumloofah Granted. You rent for the... 27-09-2007, 11:03 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted. Now you are hulk... 27-09-2007, 11:07 AM

TheChosen Granted. Youre now... 27-09-2007, 11:10 AM

Halindir Granted, you now want to wish... 27-09-2007, 11:19 AM

Tulac Granted, and now you're... 27-09-2007, 11:55 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, your house is now a... 27-09-2007, 12:39 PM

chumloofah Granted. Water is now bound... 27-09-2007, 12:58 PM

dosraider Granted. You're one of them... 27-09-2007, 03:09 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, she has shoe size... 27-09-2007, 03:24 PM

Pietafon Granted. From now on You... 27-09-2007, 03:36 PM

chumloofah <div... 27-09-2007, 04:26 PM

Pietafon Let us not talk about my... 27-09-2007, 04:44 PM

chumloofah Granted. A new, better... 27-09-2007, 07:13 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, Aung San Suu Kyi now... 28-09-2007, 06:20 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now your apartment... 28-09-2007, 06:56 AM

Icewolf Granted. You're gambling CS a... 28-09-2007, 07:09 AM

Morrin <div... 28-09-2007, 08:50 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you're fired and you... 28-09-2007, 08:58 AM

ReamusLQ Granted, you now have the... 28-09-2007, 09:18 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you now lose 2... 28-09-2007, 09:21 AM

Icewolf Granted. They block you door... 28-09-2007, 09:26 AM

Tulac Granted, the world is now... 28-09-2007, 10:16 AM

dosraider Granted. And you are unisex... 28-09-2007, 10:32 AM

Tulac Granted, there are more coop... 28-09-2007, 10:53 AM

Icewolf Granted. All right, all your... 28-09-2007, 11:52 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, unfortunately this... 28-09-2007, 11:56 AM

Icewolf Granted. You get a new SATA... 28-09-2007, 12:05 PM

TheChosen Granted. No equipment, no... 28-09-2007, 01:30 PM

Pietafon Granted. You now live on the... 28-09-2007, 01:42 PM

dosraider Granted. You may have a four... 28-09-2007, 01:47 PM

TheChosen Granted. Since I tought that... 28-09-2007, 02:04 PM

dosraider .........North pole? Tropical... 28-09-2007, 03:59 PM

GTX2GvO Granted, you are going to... 28-09-2007, 04:15 PM

dosraider You get my fans. But the... 28-09-2007, 04:27 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, but your hdd sounds... 28-09-2007, 04:33 PM

Tulac Granted, nothing hasn't gone... 28-09-2007, 04:33 PM

dosraider It's real, they found it on... 28-09-2007, 06:35 PM

Halindir I aint granting you no... 28-09-2007, 07:34 PM

dosraider Granted, you get a wheelchair... 28-09-2007, 08:39 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. Halindir comes over... 28-09-2007, 09:40 PM

TheChosen He does and because he did it... 29-09-2007, 05:14 AM

dosraider Granted. Was about time you'd... 29-09-2007, 06:08 AM

Pietafon Granted. Ideal weather for... 29-09-2007, 07:42 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, and you're banned I... 29-09-2007, 07:44 AM

TheChosen Granted. Also, with brain,... 29-09-2007, 08:43 AM

Pietafon Granted. It's Your life - the... 29-09-2007, 08:51 AM

dosraider Granted. The cockroaches... 29-09-2007, 09:06 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, global warming... 29-09-2007, 10:14 AM

_r.u.s.s. this dude... 29-09-2007, 10:16 AM

Tulac Granted you use the bow for... 29-09-2007, 10:48 AM

dosraider Granted. You're a real... 29-09-2007, 10:52 AM

TheChosen Here you go. However, its so... 30-09-2007, 04:24 PM

chumloofah Granted. Unfortunately you... 30-09-2007, 05:18 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you wished for it... 30-09-2007, 05:20 PM

ReamusLQ Granted. There is only one... 30-09-2007, 05:29 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, after the virus... 30-09-2007, 05:32 PM

Tulac Granted, you now have a... 30-09-2007, 05:47 PM

_r.u.s.s. your doo doo is here... 30-09-2007, 05:54 PM

Tulac Granted, but you only use it... 30-09-2007, 06:46 PM

chumloofah Granted. I've put the glass... 30-09-2007, 06:54 PM

Halindir http://img470.imageshack.us/im... 01-10-2007, 04:42 AM

ReamusLQ Granted. All humans lose the... 01-10-2007, 04:42 AM

TheChosen @Halindir: Granted. Now you... 01-10-2007, 05:12 AM

Icewolf Granted. You have to wake up... 01-10-2007, 07:10 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, someone just stole... 01-10-2007, 08:04 AM

TheChosen Granted. You no longer have a... 01-10-2007, 08:37 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, you get inspired to... 01-10-2007, 08:53 AM

songnar Granted, but it won't work... 01-10-2007, 09:28 AM

TheChosen Sure, but guess what? All... 01-10-2007, 09:33 AM

dosraider Granted, it's all full nude... 01-10-2007, 09:46 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now you think that... 01-10-2007, 10:09 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, you'll get a private... 01-10-2007, 10:19 AM

dosraider Granted, you have a... 01-10-2007, 10:39 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now we are satisfied... 01-10-2007, 11:04 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, except that the... 01-10-2007, 11:19 AM

chumloofah Granted. You are now numb to... 01-10-2007, 12:04 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted. You are now left to... 01-10-2007, 12:08 PM

Scatty Granted, you'll soon receive... 01-10-2007, 12:51 PM

songnar Thy wish, GRANTED. your very... 01-10-2007, 12:55 PM

chumloofah Granted. I personally make... 01-10-2007, 12:59 PM

Lulu_Jane granted, you now have a... 01-10-2007, 01:12 PM

TheChosen Granted. You have been sented... 01-10-2007, 01:23 PM

chumloofah Granted. You get raped by a... 01-10-2007, 02:12 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, everyone dying now... 01-10-2007, 02:41 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, now I can't play... 01-10-2007, 04:27 PM

Pietafon Granted, but now You drink... 01-10-2007, 05:37 PM

Mighty Midget EDIT: Coz I was too late... 01-10-2007, 05:42 PM

ReamusLQ @ J@nek: Granted, except the... 01-10-2007, 06:36 PM

Pietafon Granted. You are now... 01-10-2007, 06:49 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. You have been... 01-10-2007, 07:04 PM

ReamusLQ Granted, except now they have... 01-10-2007, 08:25 PM

dosraider Granted. Lots of cheese... 01-10-2007, 08:32 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. You forgot to buy... 01-10-2007, 10:58 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, it is now spelled... 02-10-2007, 04:21 AM

chumloofah The justice league of america... 03-10-2007, 10:38 AM

Tulac Granted. However since I... 03-10-2007, 10:43 AM

dosraider Granted, one more people is... 03-10-2007, 10:49 AM

TheChosen Granted. Its now sooo... 03-10-2007, 10:51 AM

chumloofah Granted. You get a comic... 03-10-2007, 11:36 AM

dosraider Granted, you get your lovely... 03-10-2007, 01:10 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but then you get... 04-10-2007, 09:44 AM

dosraider Granted. The storm goes... 04-10-2007, 10:53 AM

Scatty Granted, you're now... 04-10-2007, 01:22 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. And it was cheap,... 04-10-2007, 04:49 PM

ReamusLQ Granted, they now over cook... 04-10-2007, 05:49 PM

Scatty Granted, you're now a child... 04-10-2007, 09:22 PM

Icewolf Granted. You are pleased with... 05-10-2007, 08:32 AM

Scatty Granted, you're deaf now. I... 05-10-2007, 08:42 AM

dosraider Granted, you get your fried... 05-10-2007, 09:07 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but they are armed... 05-10-2007, 09:16 AM

Icewolf Granted. He's in front of... 05-10-2007, 10:06 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now youre the only... 05-10-2007, 10:07 AM

Icewolf Granted. Now you room is full... 05-10-2007, 10:14 AM

Mighty Midget EDIT Granted, your wallet is... 05-10-2007, 10:36 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted they all become... 05-10-2007, 10:43 AM

Tulac Granted, you now have a FC... 05-10-2007, 10:52 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but now your leg... 05-10-2007, 10:57 AM

Icewolf Granted. You meet a lovely... 05-10-2007, 11:08 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, it is now pure acid... 05-10-2007, 11:13 AM

Icewolf Granted. The pony falls down... 05-10-2007, 11:17 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, the wardrobe comes... 05-10-2007, 11:22 AM

Icewolf Granted. You're moved into... 05-10-2007, 11:29 AM

TheChosen Granted, but oh god! The pub... 05-10-2007, 12:03 PM

dosraider Granted, your world becomes... 05-10-2007, 12:37 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, It has burned to the... 05-10-2007, 12:47 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. You've now seen all... 05-10-2007, 12:49 PM

TheChosen Granted. Il take you back in... 05-10-2007, 01:01 PM

Halindir Granted...but unfortunately... 05-10-2007, 01:29 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you are now Arnold... 05-10-2007, 01:39 PM

Tulac Granted, now people are... 05-10-2007, 03:09 PM

chumloofah Granted. All your mugs are... 05-10-2007, 05:39 PM

Scatty Granted. You're now stuck in... 06-10-2007, 12:51 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now we have the... 06-10-2007, 05:09 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but you destroy... 06-10-2007, 07:15 AM

ReamusLQ Granted; you now have... 06-10-2007, 08:12 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, as a prisoner in a... 06-10-2007, 09:17 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but now no-one knows... 06-10-2007, 10:09 AM

_r.u.s.s. granted, and you get ..... 06-10-2007, 10:13 AM

Tulac Granted, you get a picture of... 06-10-2007, 10:13 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but now everyone... 06-10-2007, 10:17 AM

Mighty Midget Granted. Cheese is now... 06-10-2007, 10:26 AM

Tulac Granted. And now you have to... 06-10-2007, 10:29 AM

chumloofah Granted. Badgerland becomes... 06-10-2007, 11:31 AM

Scatty Granted. You now have to play... 07-10-2007, 12:43 AM

ReamusLQ Granted, it is now -80 C... 07-10-2007, 12:51 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, although in your... 07-10-2007, 11:01 AM

Tulac Granted, now you have dull... 07-10-2007, 11:39 AM

Lulu_Jane I wish you had made a wish :P 07-10-2007, 11:59 AM

chumloofah Granted. He made a wish and... 07-10-2007, 12:04 PM

Pietafon Granted. Your coffe is so... 07-10-2007, 12:14 PM

Lulu_Jane It ends. Now it's winter. I... 07-10-2007, 12:18 PM

chumloofah Granted. You find another... 07-10-2007, 12:38 PM

dosraider Granted, your PS is in... 07-10-2007, 01:01 PM

GTX2GvO Granted your autocensormode... 07-10-2007, 02:32 PM

_r.u.s.s. granted, you v got no desktop... 07-10-2007, 02:33 PM

chumloofah Granted. Your manhood turns... 07-10-2007, 03:39 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, it is now the size... 07-10-2007, 05:08 PM

dosraider Granted, your arms can reach... 07-10-2007, 06:52 PM

_r.u.s.s. you ... :D i wish for telly 07-10-2007, 06:54 PM

Scatty Granted, you now got a new... 08-10-2007, 12:14 AM

ReamusLQ Granted. All of the old... 08-10-2007, 12:24 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but now you have flu... 08-10-2007, 06:57 AM

dosraider Your phone is stolen. The... 08-10-2007, 08:40 AM

GTX2GvO Granted!!! And now there are... 08-10-2007, 09:17 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, but you have no... 08-10-2007, 09:29 AM

GTX2GvO Granted, You don't need any... 08-10-2007, 09:50 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, but your cpu, memory... 08-10-2007, 09:59 AM

Scatty Granted, all good things... 08-10-2007, 10:14 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, now I kill you... 08-10-2007, 10:46 AM

chumloofah Granted. You get a black... 08-10-2007, 11:31 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, it's a nice normal... 08-10-2007, 11:45 AM

dosraider OH..... Your wish is granted,... 08-10-2007, 12:10 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. The IT specialists... 08-10-2007, 07:42 PM

dosraider Your entire family is sane... 08-10-2007, 08:04 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, she grabbed your... 08-10-2007, 08:06 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. Today will last 840... 08-10-2007, 08:21 PM

chumloofah Granted. She's right behind... 08-10-2007, 08:38 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, everyone would love... 08-10-2007, 08:46 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. However, your needs... 08-10-2007, 11:50 PM

Scatty Granted, you're now lost in... 09-10-2007, 02:29 AM

dosraider Granted. No w we can 'd etit... 09-10-2007, 05:16 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted. I wish my music... 09-10-2007, 07:08 AM

TheChosen Granted. However, you have no... 09-10-2007, 08:18 AM

dosraider Granted, and I won't corrupt... 09-10-2007, 09:38 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but because of your... 09-10-2007, 09:43 AM

chumloofah Granted. Yet again, however,... 09-10-2007, 11:11 AM

Scatty Granted. You forget, however,... 10-10-2007, 12:19 AM

TheChosen Granted. You now see beyond... 10-10-2007, 11:40 AM

Scatty Granted, you now join the... 10-10-2007, 03:04 PM

chumloofah Granted. You are now capable... 10-10-2007, 10:05 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you get nothing. I... 10-10-2007, 11:36 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. Your best friend... 10-10-2007, 11:43 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. They demolished your... 10-10-2007, 11:45 PM

Halindir Granted.. Im a noone I wish... 11-10-2007, 05:16 PM

TheChosen Granted. Now youre ill-famed... 11-10-2007, 05:22 PM

dosraider Granted. Now the only OS in... 11-10-2007, 06:10 PM

GTX2GvO Granted, now Vista won't even... 11-10-2007, 07:05 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted, it is now quiet... 12-10-2007, 08:27 AM

Icewolf Granted. You join me in to... 12-10-2007, 08:30 AM

TheChosen Granted. People now have more... 12-10-2007, 08:38 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but you stand to... 12-10-2007, 08:41 AM

dosraider Granted, now you can finally... 12-10-2007, 09:11 AM

Tulac Granted, you are literally in... 12-10-2007, 09:52 AM

dosraider Granted, you're a wisher... 12-10-2007, 10:58 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you are now inside a... 12-10-2007, 11:20 AM

chumloofah Granted. It's the CIA. Off to... 12-10-2007, 01:05 PM

Sebatianos Granted - you've just became... 12-10-2007, 02:22 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. One of the... 12-10-2007, 11:28 PM

songnar Wish Granted! You're... 13-10-2007, 03:09 AM

Sebatianos OK, but the players can't... 13-10-2007, 07:07 AM

TheChosen Granted. Now theyre only... 13-10-2007, 09:00 AM

_r.u.s.s. you managed to do so with... 13-10-2007, 10:41 AM

Scatty Granted, your stomach now is... 13-10-2007, 02:30 PM

Sebatianos Granted, you're stuck in a... 13-10-2007, 06:26 PM

Tulac Granted you can see his face,... 13-10-2007, 10:04 PM

chumloofah Granted. NYAAAAAAAR ALAKAZAM... 13-10-2007, 10:28 PM

_r.u.s.s. you get a turkey sandwich.... 13-10-2007, 10:33 PM

dosraider Granted. An eagle wants your... 14-10-2007, 02:49 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted. You peck your own... 14-10-2007, 04:13 AM

_r.u.s.s. your eye pecks itself i wish... 14-10-2007, 09:15 AM

Patrunjelu granted but you will get... 14-10-2007, 10:44 AM

_r.u.s.s. yay, its nuclear winter i... 14-10-2007, 11:12 AM

Sebatianos They already were, you were... 14-10-2007, 01:28 PM

chumloofah Granted. :ok: appears and... 14-10-2007, 07:39 PM

_r.u.s.s. granted. you, though, became... 14-10-2007, 08:37 PM

Tulac Granted, it gave you ideas on... 14-10-2007, 09:35 PM

_r.u.s.s. so we did, including you... 14-10-2007, 09:41 PM

Scatty Granted, you have to sleep... 15-10-2007, 01:30 AM

ReamusLQ Granted. Unfortunately the... 15-10-2007, 02:28 AM

Scatty Your wish is granted, you're... 15-10-2007, 04:46 AM

songnar ALAKZAM! You wish has been... 15-10-2007, 06:17 AM

Icewolf Granted. With the dead of the... 15-10-2007, 08:16 AM

chumloofah Granted. The name is so... 15-10-2007, 10:48 AM

Sebatianos And a huge Scott comes up and... 15-10-2007, 12:36 PM

Avelardo Granted, but they happen to... 15-10-2007, 07:23 PM

Sebatianos Granted. You may now wish for... 15-10-2007, 08:22 PM

Tulac Granted, all humanity is... 15-10-2007, 08:44 PM

chumloofah Granted. There is world peace... 15-10-2007, 08:44 PM

Sebatianos @Tulac: Ice-creams are now... 15-10-2007, 08:52 PM

chumloofah Granted. You take her home to... 15-10-2007, 09:00 PM

Sebatianos You now fly just like... 15-10-2007, 09:07 PM

dosraider You are. And the driver of... 15-10-2007, 10:01 PM

ReamusLQ Granted. The top ten movies... 16-10-2007, 12:12 AM

Sebatianos Granted, but at that point... 16-10-2007, 02:29 PM

dosraider Granted, you know all of... 16-10-2007, 06:16 PM

ReamusLQ Granted; you were so drunk... 16-10-2007, 08:43 PM

songnar Granted, you now have... 17-10-2007, 07:11 AM

Sebatianos And you get it mixed with... 17-10-2007, 11:21 AM

dosraider Granted. The new forum layout... 17-10-2007, 09:04 PM

Sebatianos Granted, the punk now became... 17-10-2007, 09:22 PM

Scatty Granted, there're now crazy... 18-10-2007, 02:16 AM

giganto Granted, you're now in line... 18-10-2007, 07:00 AM

Scatty Granted, not only marihuana... 18-10-2007, 07:02 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, it's the Department... 18-10-2007, 07:40 AM

songnar Granted. Now the women will... 18-10-2007, 07:45 AM

Icewolf Granted. The paperwork is... 18-10-2007, 07:49 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, the music now sounds... 18-10-2007, 08:20 AM

Icewolf Granted. You take the long... 18-10-2007, 08:29 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, there are now less... 18-10-2007, 10:35 AM

Sebatianos Jane, You're fired!!! I wish... 18-10-2007, 11:40 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, I now annoy you... 18-10-2007, 12:06 PM

Sebatianos Granted, you jumped in time -... 18-10-2007, 02:44 PM

chumloofah Granted. The weather is nice... 18-10-2007, 03:26 PM

Scatty Granted, you're stuffed with... 18-10-2007, 03:34 PM

chumloofah Granted. you think of... 18-10-2007, 03:43 PM

Sebatianos And you have just become the... 18-10-2007, 06:38 PM

gufu1992 The kite became so small, it... 19-10-2007, 12:36 AM

Scatty You just won... an old,... 19-10-2007, 12:58 AM

songnar Welcome to the center of the... 19-10-2007, 03:59 AM

ReamusLQ Granted; unfortunately it... 19-10-2007, 05:24 AM

Morrin Granted, you now watch God... 19-10-2007, 07:26 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you know have a bit... 19-10-2007, 07:53 AM

ReamusLQ granted. Your stomach is... 19-10-2007, 04:17 PM

gamesgalore Granted. But you remain the... 19-10-2007, 06:21 PM

ReamusLQ granted, but you get a little... 19-10-2007, 07:21 PM

chumloofah Since he didn't make a wish... 19-10-2007, 08:30 PM

Tulac Granted, but it's the tour on... 19-10-2007, 09:00 PM

dosraider Granted. And you may join the... 19-10-2007, 10:33 PM

ReamusLQ granted, you now spend the... 19-10-2007, 11:17 PM

chumloofah Not granted. Having no tongue... 20-10-2007, 11:32 AM

Tulac Granted, you are now a jedi... 20-10-2007, 11:35 AM

songnar Granted, and you are now a... 21-10-2007, 08:00 AM

ReamusLQ Granted. It is the happiest... 21-10-2007, 08:14 AM

chumloofah Granted. Your tongue in a... 22-10-2007, 08:10 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, but no-one else... 22-10-2007, 09:26 AM

Icewolf Granted. You are less... 22-10-2007, 10:11 AM

chumloofah Granted. You get your... 22-10-2007, 04:07 PM

songnar Congratulations, racer. You... 23-10-2007, 06:19 AM

Icewolf Granted. It does. Nothing... 23-10-2007, 12:00 PM

chumloofah Granted. Your duties decrease... 23-10-2007, 09:19 PM

Lulu_Jane Granted. It's perverted and... 24-10-2007, 06:45 AM

Tulac Granted, you are square... 24-10-2007, 08:19 AM

Sebatianos And you get it and gag on... 24-10-2007, 02:40 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, and now that you... 25-10-2007, 08:01 AM

Tulac Granted, banks now rob people... 25-10-2007, 09:07 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you get better cake,... 25-10-2007, 09:16 AM

Tulac Granted, the world is now in... 25-10-2007, 09:41 AM

chumloofah Granted. Somebody in some... 25-10-2007, 02:22 PM

Tulac Granted, you are now in such... 26-10-2007, 11:22 AM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. There's a lot less... 26-10-2007, 04:36 PM

giganto Granted. Now, you only speak... 27-10-2007, 05:54 AM

dosraider Granted. 2 secs after the... 27-10-2007, 05:58 AM

giganto Granted. Now, Kathy Griffin... 28-10-2007, 02:09 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, tomorrow will be... 28-10-2007, 02:54 AM

dosraider Granted. Your first action is... 28-10-2007, 04:07 AM

Sebatianos OK, the Ukrainian colonel in... 28-10-2007, 03:18 PM

dosraider You're far far far away from... 28-10-2007, 03:57 PM

Sebatianos No prob - they just made a... 28-10-2007, 06:07 PM

Mighty Midget Granted. Your pony is... 28-10-2007, 06:10 PM

giganto Granted. You now know that it... 29-10-2007, 04:06 AM

dosraider Granted , you get yor... 29-10-2007, 05:46 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted. I nuke you both... 29-10-2007, 06:16 AM

dosraider Granted. Plenty good things... 29-10-2007, 10:20 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you didn't. It's... 29-10-2007, 10:34 AM

Sebatianos Yup, all work out, so the... 29-10-2007, 07:27 PM

chumloofah Granted. You can smell it... 30-10-2007, 09:48 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted. You have infinite... 30-10-2007, 09:50 AM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. 95% of us are never... 30-10-2007, 03:17 PM

dosraider Granted. You have just enough... 30-10-2007, 03:47 PM

chumloofah Granted. He has more... 30-10-2007, 06:14 PM

dosraider <div... 30-10-2007, 09:09 PM

Fruit Pie Jones Granted. A spambot arrives,... 31-10-2007, 09:09 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, A space station... 31-10-2007, 09:11 PM

dosraider Yay, Tom Waits concert time... 01-11-2007, 10:47 AM

Sebatianos You get one - shoved right up... 03-11-2007, 05:16 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, every today is now... 03-11-2007, 05:18 PM

chumloofah Many genies would come up... 03-11-2007, 06:45 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you had, but it got... 03-11-2007, 06:54 PM

giganto Granted. Now, it succeeds in... 03-11-2007, 09:36 PM

dosraider Granted, nukes have never... 03-11-2007, 11:12 PM

_r.u.s.s. *chadtherodentslayer just got... 04-11-2007, 12:00 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, now you type it out... 04-11-2007, 04:45 AM

dosraider Granted. Your tooth doesn't... 04-11-2007, 06:40 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, you see her eyes.... 04-11-2007, 07:04 AM

giganto Granted. Instead of partying... 04-11-2007, 07:55 AM

dosraider <div... 04-11-2007, 09:13 AM

Kain Doomed Granted, now when you want to... 26-02-2008, 11:27 PM

Spoonman ^ granted, your tv remote... 06-03-2008, 03:42 PM

tomf Granted, When you walk into... 07-03-2008, 10:37 AM

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karooble Granted -- you get your... 02-08-2008, 08:14 PM

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chumloofah Nokies...... 04-11-2007, 10:19 AM

Sebatianos They die, but because of... 04-11-2007, 10:42 AM

dosraider Granted. You understand this... 04-11-2007, 12:37 PM

chumloofah Granted. Male tigers come... 04-11-2007, 01:03 PM

Tulac Granted, you lost the... 04-11-2007, 01:14 PM

Sebatianos And some rotten gagorella is... 04-11-2007, 02:20 PM

dosraider Granted. Whoooooooooopsy,... 04-11-2007, 04:47 PM

Sebatianos And there they are, three... 04-11-2007, 04:55 PM

_r.u.s.s. now every kid bows in front... 04-11-2007, 05:08 PM

Tulac Granted, however you don't... 04-11-2007, 06:57 PM

Mighty Midget Granted, you are no given... 04-11-2007, 07:46 PM

giganto Granted, but he dies. Cus he... 04-11-2007, 09:59 PM

Mighty Midget :hysterical: Yeah! Granted!... 04-11-2007, 10:03 PM

dosraider Granted. They also reproduce... 04-11-2007, 10:45 PM

chumloofah Granted. You make love to a... 05-11-2007, 08:59 AM

Sebatianos And it's snowing al around... 06-11-2007, 07:01 AM

dosraider Granted , he doesn't enjoy... 06-11-2007, 07:18 AM

chumloofah Granted. You are an ardent... 06-11-2007, 09:10 AM

Lulu_Jane Jesus would shiv the ardent... 06-11-2007, 09:13 AM

Icewolf Granted. The Clients are now... 06-11-2007, 10:01 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, you now do, except... 06-11-2007, 10:03 AM

dosraider granted. And you may stay out... 06-11-2007, 10:45 AM

chumloofah Granted. You have hair... 06-11-2007, 01:51 PM

Sebatianos Now you are aware, but in... 08-11-2007, 08:29 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted. You are now arrested... 08-11-2007, 08:41 AM

dosraider Granted, the gods fulfill... 08-11-2007, 10:04 AM

chumloofah Granted. Next time is a lot... 08-11-2007, 03:27 PM

dosraider :tai: *Darned where are my... 08-11-2007, 03:51 PM

chumloofah Granted. You can now see... 08-11-2007, 09:22 PM

Tulac Granted, they mistake you for... 08-11-2007, 09:30 PM

Sebatianos There are, but since you're... 09-11-2007, 08:22 AM

Icewolf Granted. You drown in it. I... 09-11-2007, 08:25 AM

Pietafon Granted. The US government... 09-11-2007, 08:32 AM

Scatty Warm winter huh? Granted,... 09-11-2007, 08:37 AM

dosraider Granted. Also the wishes... 09-11-2007, 09:16 AM

Scatty Granted, you never get to... 09-11-2007, 10:27 AM

Mighty Midget Granted, they all become... 09-11-2007, 10:31 AM

Scatty Granted, you get old, torn... 09-11-2007, 10:33 AM

chumloofah Granted. It's all there is... 10-11-2007, 05:04 PM

dosraider Granted. You get an uber phat... 10-11-2007, 10:13 PM

U-Boat Commander David Granted. You are asleep,... 11-11-2007, 02:14 AM

Lulu_Jane Granted, it falls from the... 11-11-2007, 09:29 AM

chumloofah Granted. Your wish is... 11-11-2007, 09:53 AM

Sebatianos And you get a dish of most... 20-11-2007, 05:33 PM

Tulac Granted, it now consists of... 20-11-2007, 07:55 PM

GTX2GvO Granted, but this happens... 20-11-2007, 09:17 PM

Sebatianos And you get them, but they... 21-11-2007, 05:24 PM

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