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[Sebatianos]

Either you're really ignorant :evil: , or you just answered your own question (with a question).
Nah, don't worry. If you really don't know, check one of these sites:
Tourist
Lonely Planet
A part of Europe (which Croatia is not
and many more.

But enough of these Slovene-Croatians teasing (I don't really go for that sort of thing since I'm both actually).
Let's get back to something serious - JOKES.

At a quizz show, the compatitors had to guess who was the real candidate.
So person A comes in and says: "I'm George W. Bush, the current president of the USA".
Then comes person B: "I'm president of the USA, George W. Bush."
Next comes person C: "Now wait just one darn second, if those guys are me, who the hell am I?"

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I'm not ignorant, well I can be. But I really have no idea. I'm assuming it is somewhere in Europe but I'll check those sites to find out.

[Sebatianos]

That ignorant part was not to be taken seriously.
Many people don't know where Slovenia is, and if you wanna know about the ignorance, well...
THIS IS NOT A JOKE (although I laugh and cry at the same time thinking of it):
Upon my visit of the South-West Texas university I heard this conversation among the students:
"I'm from Pakistan."
"Where's that?"
"You haven't heard of it?"
"No. Where is it?"
"It's right next to India?"
"You full, India is one of the states. It's where Indians live!"

Fortunately I met enough normal people later on, but to think that a university student can be this ignorat!!! :Titan:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

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[Sebatianos]

So,
Here are a few :Jesus: jokes (hope no religious fanatics here)!

Jesus was going through the desert, so he was really thursty. Then he met a hippie, and saw, he had some water in his bong.
"Can you spare some water my friend?" asked :Jesus:
"Sure can, but first sit down, and have a puff with me." answered
So :Jesus: did. After a while, he again asked: "Can I get some water now?"
"Just wait and have another puff!"
About half an hour latter :Jesus: got angry and said: "Give me that water. Don't you know who I am? I'm :Jesus: !"
"Boy, this stuff really got you good!"

Next:

:Jesus: met an old man, who was really sad. "What happened to you, that you look so blue?" asked :Jesus:
"I lost my son!"
"I've travelled far and wide, maybe I've seen him. Can you describe him?"
The old man said: "He's easy to recognize. He has nails in his arms and legs."
:Jesus: then juped with joy and said: "Father at last I found you!!!"
And the old man said: "Pinocchio, is that really you?!?!?!"

[rainwife]

For Jesus he know me and he knows I'm right...

[Dream]

Few political jokes from end of USSR.


"What do you think of Pravda?"

"Man that's really bad newspaper, it keeps clogging up toilet all the time"


Or during glasnost period:

USA dog: "I heard it's getting better"

USSR dog: "Yeah, well dish is still empty but I can bark now"


Another one:

Czech is standing next to cliff "31 31 31 31"

Soviet soldiers comes to him "What's the matter?"

"Look down there"

soldier looks down there, czech pushes him down from the cliff

"32 32 32 32 "

[Sebatianos]

They did a survey on what's the best way to get up in the morning.
An American said: "I likeit most, if I smell my wife frying the bacon and calling me, to come down for breakfast!"
A German said: "Nah, the best way is, to smell fresh hot coffie and pastries."
A Russian said: "You guys have no idea. The best waking up is, when KGB knocks down your door at 4 a.m. in the morning drags you out of bad, and asks: 'Joseph Zelenov?' And you can reply: 'That would be two appartmants down the corridor!'"

LOL LOL
Yeah, that one is good. k:

[Sebatianos]

How funny, you use Mozilla Firebox! :bleh: